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I ♥ Leith

I’ll not tell you what I thought it said after initially glancing at the back end of this Edinburgh bus on Sunday morning.

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Lesser Spotted Irish Mole

The bright sparks at B&Q in Northern Ireland spotted a gaping whole in the mole repellent market. Products were shipped over to NI stores where one was priced £19.98 and the other at £14.98. They did work extremely well, in fact after instillation it was reported one Irish gardener couldn’t spot a mole within 200 [...]

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DOE planning to move the Giant’s Causeway?

Was taking my usual tour around the local press this morning when a headline drew my attention (the blur was added by myself, it’s not your eyes playing tricks)…

Could the Department of Environment have a plan to beat the climate change which threatens the Giant’s Causeway? Are they planning to put some of those excess [...]

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Air Force lose 4 kilogram bomb

Heard this on BBC Newsnight - during Never Mind the Buzzcocks I lost my remote control - that pails into insignificance when you hear what the RAF lost… During a training exercise the RAF lost one of their practice bombs. They think it might be somewhere over Northumberland and north east Scotland or possibly in [...]

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Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office

Introducing Sybil the new Downing Street Mouser. Sybil is the latest in a long and distinguished line of mousers dating back to King Henry VIII.
The position was controversially scraped in the early days of the Blair administration forcing Humphrey into early retirement. His retirement was brought into question amid rumours of murder - Downing Street [...]

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Plane sinks into Derry runway

A First Choice aeroplane was waiting on the tarmac when it began to sink. Passengers waiting to take-off for sunny Spain had to be taken off the plane before it could power itself free.
Anyone who has to fly into/out of the City of Derry Airport must feel a little anxious. The airport was shut-down in [...]

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Battle at Kruger

An amazing video clip featuring Buffilo, Lions and a crocodile. It was captured at a watering hole in South Africa’s Kruger National Park. The footage was captured by American tourist Dave Budzinski. His safari guide Frank Watts said “I have never seen anything like that in my life before“.

Video Captures Animal Battle for Survival [...]

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Blair may reinstate Direct Rule to Dublin

If agreement cannot be reached between Bertie Ahern’s Fianna Fáil and the right of centre Progressive Democrats in Dáil Éireann then Direct Rule may be imposed by London.
“BELFAST, Northern Ireland, April 29 (UPI) — The president of Northern Ireland, Mary McAleese dissolved parliament Sunday as Prime Minister Bertie Ahern announced an election next month.
The move [...]

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Our hard-working MLAs

Our elected representatives discussing the socio-economic benefits of an inter-governmental institution consisting of the United Kingdom (and associated constituents) the Republic of Ireland, Isle of Man and the Bailiwicks of Guernsey and Jersey.

COMMITTEE ON THEPREPARATION FOR GOVERNMENT[...]
Mr P Robinson: I propose that further consideration be given to an overarching British Isles council.
Mr P J Bradley: [...]

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Keith’s thought for Sunday - The DFS Sale

A personal thought on the DFS ’sale’.

Is there ever no sale on at DFS?
Keithout

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