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Crust less Bread: it’s best thing, well, since sliced bread.

Keithout

Keithout

This is a recreation of a doodle I did during my Information Systems exam on Wednesday. Unfortunately the real one is sitting in a pile of exam scripts somewhere in the University of Ulster at Coleraine.

From Keithblog Stuff

It’s called “Bored student waits for someone to leave the examination hall before he does“.

Keithout

There is nothing funny about it, I am currently having to rethink my sock situation after what can only be described as a appalling yield of new socks this Christmas. Who ever heard of getting no socks at Christmas? It’s ridiculous!

From Random Phone …

As you can see above, it is not just the fact there are no new socks, but my current sock-stock have started going AWOL. Currently five socks are without their usual pairing - which is very annoying, especially as I have absolutely no idea where to find them. As you can see above I could wear two odd pairs, but I don’t really want to. If anyone has any suggestions as to where my socks have gone, please let me know. Anyhoo, Happy New Year to you all, and I hope you have had relaxing holiday.

Keithout

From Pictures of Home

I trust everyone had a happy Christmas, you can relax now, it’s all over!

Keithout

Compare that with this

From Pictures of Home on Google Picasa

It’s a bit cold outside and I think the BBC might be a little out when it comes to visibility.

Keithout

foodforthought
South Buildings, UUC.

From Random Phone …

Keithout

For this you need two things…

• A Moka coffee shop or something similar,
• And a shop which sells marshmallows (the big ones not the mini-variety).

From Random Phone …

1. Purchase a tall (very important) hot chocolate from the aforementioned coffee shop.
2. Buy a packet of marshmallows, preferably the pink\white packet.
3. Find a safe place to sit down and remove the lid from the hot chocolate.
4. This is the tricky bit - you have to drink some of the hot chocolate to make room for around 3 to 6 mallows.
5. Make sure you don’s splash them or you (and others around you) could get seriously injured.
6. Replace the lid, and leave to melt.
7. When you can swirl the cup with out the feeling of solid objects hitting the inside of the cup you may drink, but not before.

Enjoy!

• Steps one and two are interchangable.

Keithout

From Random Phone …

Note to self - listen more in lectures.